March Massive Mix Day - "Global Gathering 2010"

[Pulse]

Video?!

[Mick Stevens]

Yeah, I don't remember much video, just one from Gavin and I at the bar in Cork...?

Unless....

GAVIN - DO NOT UPLOAD THE DONKEY VIDEO!!!!

[Pulse]

LMAO - now we need to know about the donkey video.

[Mick Stevens]

I think the funniest part of this entire conversation is that there actually *IS* a donkey video, and it's an actual story, not something I made up to be funny. The European crew already know the story... I think what happens in Europe, *stays* in Europe....

Mick

[sxylou123]

OMG who let slip about the Donkey video...

You should turn it into a joke...the way it was told was like stand up comedy!

[Mick Stevens]

Posted some new pics on Facebook...

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?ai...56&id=24207564

Mick

[DJ GMC]

No not that video! Why would you even bring that up?

Trust us Pulse, you don't want to know. Which now makes you want to know even more.

Basically, Mick and I are enjoying the 2am buzz in Cork city (clubs are closing, everyone congregates outside Hillbillies (fast food))

While engaging in some polite conversation with some locals, a bum approaches us.

Ever the helpful and satisfying gentleman that we are, Mick and I help this poor guy to the massive tune of about €3 between us.

So impressed with our generosity, the bum proceeds to share something with us (queue a dubious exchange of looks between myself and Mick).

Taking his iPhone (A BUM REMEMBER? WITH AN IPHONE?!) from his pocket, the bum proceeds to share a video with us. Of a guy. And his penis. In a donkey.

Mick: "Dude, that guy is ****ing a donkey"

Bum: "Ya unrail innit?" (Translation: "Yes, quite the spectacle wouldn't you agree")

Quickly deciding we've had enough we begin to move away. However, the beastiality-loving-iPhone-holding-money-grabber insisted on sharing something else with us.

Bum: "Lads, ye must be aftaar de wemin tonigh, roight? I can sort ye out fir hookers lads. Good gurls now de are. Only €75 lads, dey'll do whatever yiz want"

Through tears of laughter we turned down the kind offer and got some grub instead.

Dave informed me that Mick tells this story better but there you have it.

[Mick Stevens]

S'truth, almost word for word....

I like Gavin's story better, because of his accent.

Mick